Apples Rickshaw is the self appointed king of Shoreditch and we’ve booked him to host what might end up being the world’s greatest quiz. We caught up with him for a chat…

Hi Apples. You seem the kind of guy who leads an interesting enough life. What have you been up to since you got out of bed this morning?

Well first of all I don’t sleep in a bed because they are pretty lame. I sleep on a vintage 1930’s chaise longue. And my day doesn’t start until at least 8pm. Only losers live in the day time.

On the off chance you did get up a little early, what would be a perfect day in London for you?

Mostly going to showrooms to pick up new pieces that designers have made for me. I also like having arts and crafts ket parties with my fags and hags or just trying out new styles at home with a couple of hot floozeys to assist me. Applesauce all over their faces is the future.

Wow. So, big year for celebrity deaths. Who do you miss more – Michael Jackson or Stephen Gately?

They were both pretty legendary. But it would have been much cooler if they’d died together in some sort of love tryst. Celebrity deaths are boring though. I’m all about the life right now.

It’s nice to hear a positive message in such desperate times. So who are you rooting for on X-Factor?

X factor is shit. I only watch 1960s black and white art house flicks right now. Next month it’s going to be about German neu-new-rave cinema and re-runs of Rosie and Jim. That tug boat is fresh and the puppet look is so 2011.

So you’re doing a spanking new quiz at 93 Feet East. What inspired you to give this a go?

I knew that my face should be associated with more in the east end. Mostly because I AM the future of fashion, style, interest and OMFG the internet too. If people don’t learn from me then they’ll spend eternity in a state of mediocre-faggyness. My uber quiz will make you cooler, guaranteed.

Awesome. So what exactly should we expect?

Music, dancing, acting, hand modelling, drawing, sex, drugs and lycra-leggings.

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Wow… well there you go. Apples will be hosting his first quiz at 93 Feet East on the 12th November, a Thursday.

More info:

http://www.93feeteast.co.uk/diary/index.cfm?View=Day&EventDate=2009-11-12

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=156535116403&ref=ts

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=192097286356&ref=ts

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=100000399242015&ref=ts

See you here!
Stas@93